Top 10 Signs It’s Spring In Wisconsin

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10.
Melting snow reveals Christmas lights chopped up by snow blower

9. Guy who never wears winter coat switches to never wearing spring coat

8. Kids start shouting their Christmas lists from back of minivan

7. As cow pastures thaw, intoxicating aroma revives “Derriere Cologne” joke

6. People stare at smartphones outside instead of staring at smartphones inside

5. Rosy glow gradually returns to cheese curds

4. First reference to “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” logged

3. Plows removed to reveal that snowplow trucks are really road construction trucks

2. Last ice fisherman quits, walks on water to shore

1. Holsteins sporting their jaunty spring espadrilles

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